The Evil no teethed monster - part I

Imagine the most disgraceful person in the whole entire universe... and then think worst.. This evil moster of a girl is of a different breed. I first met her when i was younger and my original instinct was to hate her.. why didn't i just stick to that.. We had a mutural friend who used to bitch about each of us too eachother. Until one fatal night off chops in the middle of a club we became friends. Less than a week later after a two day weed smoking sesssion.. The beast from the east or as my friend later named her 'The Wilderbeast' Rocked up on my door step pleading for a place to stay. I felt sorry for her and went to escort her into the spare room .. by the time i got there and turned around dhe was already taking over my very own bedroom - oh the shame of it all. I went out that night while she stayed at my house and when i came home i slept on the couch cos i just didn't want to risk infection.

After a few days of sleeping on a couch and getting a very sore back i kicked her out and for a few years i was safe.

A few years later i was in a very fragile state when i ran into the wilderbeast at the local shops.. she was with a farmiluar face i'd known just about too give birth to a second poor unfortunate creature.. why digits came out i will never know, but by then i had forgotten the problems of the past.

About a month later spawn in tow 'The Wilderbeast' came to my birthday brunch... But she seemed changed different more mature.. more looked after so i decided to accept her back into my life. What a mistake to have made.

What part of your not fucking listening to people not understand???

Why do people not listen. I just had someone blow their top at me for ruining a night they had apparenty organised for me.. now i was upset about a bout of upsetting and stressful circumstances .. i then organised plans with someone to which they cancelled then re-organised plans for somewhere i didn't wanna go too.. I was made to catch public transport there with no lift home.. yet i'm now getting told i ruined a night completely organised for me... Far out .. Fuck it .. I am a free agent if i went out with people i would stick with them.. but if im gonna go out by myself who am i really with???

I want to kill blondie - part I

Ever had that one person that just digs at your skin more then anyone else?? That stupid dumb bitch that can't handle her drinks or drugs. The one that thinks its ok too talk about every guy she has hooked up with right in front of her boyfriend.. or talk about sexual encounters with the one that has stolen your heart. Well it was about time blondie learned her lesson. After 8 years of this girl being in our group i decided it has to stop and i am now plotting against setting out too hurt her. But i can't do this in any obvious ways, shapes or forms as i am still close to her family and would like to remain that way.

The Sacred art of seduction.

There may be many reason's why somebody wants to seduce someone.. You may just want to screw their brains out, you may want them to be in a relationship with you, you may do it to make someone upset or jealous.. no matter what the reason.. You have to be good at it.. Me for instance i choose not to be direct for undirectfully talk about explicitt things.. and then there are visuals, what warm blooded man wouldn't enjoy watching two girls make-out and play with eachother. I've tried to seduce someone in all of these different ways but now i want more. Don't get me wrong i don't want a relationship or anything like that.. but i am looking for someone who willing to experiment.. with each-other, with toys and with others. This person i believe is already in existance in my life but i could be wrong about them.. absolute chick magnet though.. i think he could pull some hotties for group sex. Problem is impending meeting up on friday i'm not quite sure what is going to happen.. I would like very much too jump straight into bed but that would leave no challenge and no teasing whatsoever.. i would like to see him on friday, but i think if it's a purely sexual thing i may cancel.. however i could place a test.. say i am out-of-order on the night and see how much he squirms to get out of the arrangements of which at this point i am unsure what they are. I've been looking for someone for so long to go out and prey on woman with but i was thinking i'd have to find a bi girl to do that.. not get a hot guy hehe. I think i just want some more seduction to take place first... a whole lot of seduction could be nice also.

Deceit - a girl story

Sunnie is very confused as too how girls operate, they are much harder to understand then boys.. I just want a pretty girl to play around with and seemingly the only ones willing to play have boyfriends or their mingers. If only i wasn't so obsessed with boobs then their may be no attraction to the same sex whatsoever.. Unfortunately for me they have boobs and I love Boobs, I love looking at them, squeezinf them, touching them softly, touching them rougly, Tasting them, Teasing them... Ok so dont get me started on the whole boobs thing. So back to girls how come its so hard to find a genuine one who is caring.. who doesn't think the whole world revolves around her. If she happens to be experimental that is only a bonus.

Frantic Friday - part II

By the time i got to the pub my friends were telling me they were worried sick.. it just felt a little bit late for that.. I got myself a great position at the bar .. and the girl behind the bar was so good looking i didn't want to leave.. I decided to drink shots this night.. something new for me. I made her choose the shots Apple Cinnamon of some description was my favourite.. Then i saw my so called ex's flat mate also working behind the bar and krissy.. Did NOT put the moves on him but was quite happy to pash him in front of the ex.. I had been waiting over a year for that situation to fall into my lap i wasn't gonna miss out. I Accidently left my jacket so there would be another opportunity too see him and after countless shots and avoiding my friends all night and just buying them drinks everytime they came up to the bar to talk and sending them on their merry way.. i grabbed a taxi and left to go home to my bed and my toys.

Frantic Friday

Ok so friday was a bit of a night for me.. I felt really left out from my friends and after recently firing my best friend i didn't really need that. So i decided to go to the pub up the road and chill with some randoms and have a few drinks.. 1 girl and two boys usually i like the numbers to go the other way but with me being added it was even .. I think the girl there felt a little threatened by me she must have been ten years older and was cracking onto one of the boys also having come out alone.. so i can see why... By the time i looked at my phone i had 14 missed phone calls and 7 messages.. so maybe they actually did care.. so i wrapped things up at that pub.

Not a diary

This is not going to be always a blog of what i am currently doing but also of experiences i have had in the past... i'm 24 AArrrrgggghhhh it feels like most of the fun times should be over already but i'm hoping to keep going with them anyways. I've recently realised i'm not ready to settle down and have no intensions to do so.